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birdy-babe · 5 months ago
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Ok but fr
Blitz literally got into a world shattering breakup with the love of his life his situationship
And this man literally
went home
thought to himself "Hmmm... how do I fix this"
And his solution was:
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"ur gay" memes
He thought. He really thought- truly believed-
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toxiccaves · 6 months ago
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greylink? more like greylick! nyaeahah!
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number1greedlingfan · 5 months ago
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Greed tattoo idea: front tramp stamp that says CASH and back tramp stamp that says CREDIT
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hotlizrd · 6 months ago
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open a hair store, call it "house of weaves"
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eternighost · 1 year ago
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proposal: posting on tumblr should be called toasting
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She can’t bear this!
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noctualagenaria · 1 year ago
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describe your perfect first date.
-,, im not going to expose my Ideal Realistic perfect first date so ! fictional characters instead; ideal first date would be im traveling through liyue, coming from the direction of mondstadt, i dont have a goal im just on a simple walk, i pass the inn, go inside for a meal then head to the harbor, there on the bridge id run into a beautiful green haired stranger who introduces himself as dr baizhu and thats the instance i Fall Hard for him, then from there we as we establish a relationship and he realises im bad at hiding a crush, we offically get together and over time we head to inazuma as a vacation ( kinda he wants to see if anyones in dire need of assistence there after hearing about the traveler's quest there ) and from there we meet ayato who baizhu notices i have trouble speaking to, bc of the gay panic, baizhu ends up flirting with him first and ayato Doesnt Get it sjhgfs like at all hes so oblivous and i find it adorable and from then i talk to ayato and we get together and he's like oh yeag and baizhus' into me too right and then we talk to baizhu and bam theres three of us now, ayato comes with us as his vacation back to liyue and stays with us for a While-- so long that baizhus like hmm we should go to sumeru so i can talk to this tighnari, so we do but we dont see tighnari first we see a very attractive silver haired man who doesnt notice us, and ayato and baizhu dont notice him that much either, but i do, so i trail off from the two of them, baizhu at first questions me i tell him the truth hes too focused on finding tighnari, so i go on my own , try to approach this guy, he kinda lets me?? ( tbh im unsure id be able to get with him on my own but-- ) in the end we end up together and he slowly joins the other two as well :>
yes ,,, you can see righht through the projecting
guilty pleasure?
-uhhhhhhhhhhh i genuinely dont know sdfsdf
which fictional character archetype do you think fits you best?
-hmm anti-hero? i thinksies?? unsure
what do you think others would consider your most distinguishable physical feature(s)?
-tbh ive no Idea,,, does dyed hair count? bc id say my red hair ( tho it needs to be redyed soon euueu )
what role do you play in your group of friends?
-as much of myself as possible
when was the last time you said something you regretted?
-too often
do you typically remember your dreams if you have them?
-nope not usually tho if i do recall it when waking up ill try to verbalise it to one of my besties
who is your biggest inspiration?
-uhmmmm a lot of ppl im not sure i have one above everyone else
any unusual fears?
-bees? does that count
favorite myth?
-YES. ( mothman )
when was the last time you were truly angry?
-probably last week
best compliment you've ever received?
-i cannot ,, remember,,, unique ones i got tho were "wow your name is so pretty!" which i never got again after coming out sdhgfs
which color of the sky is your favorite?
-red or pink tbh i like the oranges too sometimes mmmm
favorite font?
-comic sans. i do not take criticism
is there anyone you’re not biologically related to that you consider "family"?
-i dont know tbh "family" is too much for me to handle i think
what's your go-to funny story when people ask you to tell one?
-when i was younger in like sixth grade ( maybe younger than that? i dont recall) i had Really long hair and i liked my really long hair a lot so i put it up in the Highest of high ponytails i ever possibly could it was almost but not quite on my forehead at that point.. tbh pretty ugly BUt i had fun-- what i did to my peers was fucking Swing it at them, id flip my hair in their faces and at one point, i was in the cafeteria... i tried flipping my hair at someones face but they were sitting across from me and my face hit teeth first against the table. full disclosure it didnt hurt i jus saw the tooth bits chip off and i was like hmm? what jus happened sdfsdf anyways so that was a big falling domino in why my teeth suck so bad ,,, tldr im stupid as fuck
what's your most controversial opinion?
-live and let live. and i cannot understand how that is controversial.. i do have a lot of Specific Hot Takes tho i feel this ask is already super fucking long so sdfsfd gimme a separate ask with just this question and ill go in depth if u want me to
what's been keeping you up at night lately?
-gay ppl and anxiety... so Gay Ppl
do you have any ocs? if yes, talk about them a little.
-ill talk abt my old genshin ones ! i wanted to make an ayato design from wayyyyy before he was playable and we never Saw him so i wanted a fandesign bc i was unhappy with the other fandesigns i was seeing so i made my own hydro claymore tall guy ! i cannot rememer right now what i named him but since ayatos release i made him fontainian and i might just revamp him soon to fit the rest of the fontaine cast-- anyways he has the personality of the smug cat meme with the knife up to its face sdfsdf thats him
do you believe in extraterrestrial life?
-well theres gotta be Something out there right
how old were you when you joined the internet?
-unoffically (didnt have my own devices) 13, offically (finally got a tablet,,year later a phone) 15? im unsure exactly
what's popular with the people around you that you can't seem to get behind?
-tiktok ,, also like every boring ship ever
what would you consider part of your personal aesthetic?
-red modern vampire doing an accidental good job at blending in at being an Almost Gaymer Boi
do you collect anything?
-pop tabs
would you enjoy being famous?
-only if im also rich
how liberally do you use the block button when browsing social media? does it differ depending on the site?
-it does differ depending on the site yeag, on here i will block any blog with no pfp and no banner and a werid ass name bc thats prolly a bot and even those with the Real Ass Women (emphasis on ass ) pfps get blocked sjghd , on twitter ill block just willy nilly sdfsdf i try not to let twitter tick me off tho i fail so i just,, dont open it as much anymore
if you could travel back to any one point in time, where and why?
-theres too many options i would just ruing myself via the butterfly effect so i just Wouldnt
how many different names do you go by across the internet?
-about 23 tho most commonly only like 4? get used tbh
what’s your type?
-in men? baizhu <3 in women? any that could just Beat My Ass and slay while doing it (yelan) irl im honestly unsure almost none of my partner (exes included) have much in common with each other its devastating really, i just tend to fall in love with my best and most trustworthy friend and if we didnt start out as friends it was never meant to be in the first place
does your favorite movie/game/book from when you were young still hold up in quality?
-the movie not quite, the book id have to give another reread to check
were you raised religious?
-yes but my family gave up when i was like 12 sdfssdfsdf
have you ever thought about changing your name?
-a cis person made this ask game huh,,,
any allergies?
-a doctor made this ask game huh.........................
what would your warning label say if you had one?
-my url; "WARNING; THIS DILUC FICTIVE IS DERANGED"
what's the most expensive thing you've ever spent money on?
-genshin, if physical objects then uhhhhh i dont know
any oddities when it comes to your personal belief system?
-i dont know sdfsdfsd, maybe from the outside looking in
what is your love language?
-last time i took a quiz it said quality time and i agree
do you still know your best friend from grade school?
-does end of high school count? bc then yes :> shes now my boyfriend
if you could dye your hair any color, what would you pick?
-red... more red... maybe orangey tips if i had the money for that
has anyone ever told you they like your shoelaces in public? if yes, how did you respond?
-no <;/3
-how did you meet your best friend(s)?
-most of them now were from a twitch chat !
do you play any instruments?
-no
do you have any blorbos?
-So Many. to list a few; kaeya, thoma, zhongli, dainslief, wriothesley, furina, cyno, albedo, and kazuha
do you believe in fate?
-not really
do you follow any stereotypes of groups you're a part of?
-sadly im the twink transmasc everyone thinks of
how well-decorated is your bedroom?
-decorated enough to be lived in, tho not permanently
you get to give a one-sentence note to yourself from a decade ago. what does it say?
-"forget about them."
if you're trying to make friends online, what's your typical approach for reaching out?
-find a common interest, typically something im insane about, look up artists of that thing, if they follow me back i take it slowly from there
what do you consider most important in a romantic/platonic partner?
-honesty
if you had the ability to change one aspect of yourself, what would it be?
-my voice, and i am working on it tbh
what the best anon hate you've ever received?
-"are you white"
favorite emoji?
🦐
what's the boldest thing you've ever done?
-i dont know, confess feelings first typically
do you prefer having a few close friends or a lot of not-so-close ones?
-few close ones
nosiest question you've ever been asked?
-i cant think of any sdfsdfsf
favorite movie?
-the princess bride
how many languages do you speak?
-1.5 (learning french)
how much of yourself do you wear on your sleeve?
-quite a lot tho im trying to... put less of it out there
what's your go-to plan to destress?
-immerse myself like Fully Immerse myself into a new reality and i need viddy games for that so.. viddy games :]
do you believe in/follow any superstitions?
not rlly tho ghosts are real i think
what do you think you’re most known for as a person?
its either im perceived as just a general Hater of things ( i'm not,,typically )
how did you come up with your url?
well im diluc and im deranged
what's the best thing you can cook?
ramen
do you have a Signature Outfit™?
two, one that is what im wearing right now; a batman t-shirt and a long black skirt with faint stripes on it ( with POCKETS) and its super comfy, two; any graphic tee and any comfy pants that dont have holes in them
what’s been the biggest hurdle you’ve faced in your life so far?
mental illness tbh
what's your favorite obscure piece of media?
obscure? not sure of it counts but mozart l'opera rock is pretty underrated last i checked
what's the most recent entry in your notes app?
i dont have a notes app
(69) (( nice )) favorite song?
atm rainbow by dodie tho it changes a Lot
when it comes to affection/intimacy, do you prefer to stick to one person or are you more open about it?
partners only
did you have an imaginary friend as a kid?
i dont rememer, i did hallucinate people when i was in middle school so theres that
which is more important when it comes to clothing, comfort or style?
both! comfort /is/ style
what would you consider the most enjoyable accent to listen to?
any and all? unsure i dont rlly have a fave, i do have a least fave tho and that i shall not disclose
favorite time of year?
fall AND springtime
how would you describe your favorite person?
Imperfectly Perfect <3
do you like the height you are now, or do you wish you were taller/shorter?
i do wish i was slightly taller
what's your plan for the apocalypse? (don't pretend you haven't thought about it a little bit.)
Die
favorite food?
anything sweet ! tho atm hot pockets and ramen <33
who do you look to for guidance in times of need?
depends on the needs
which you can spend a day each in five different places across the globe. where do you travel?
>bfs house >bfs house >gfs house >gfs house >we three go to My house and not the one i live in right now
favorite memory? ... i have a dissociative disorder i dont Know
favorite meal? Yes anything but seafood
favorite pick-up line, if you're into that sort of thing? "are you a camera? because whenever i look at you i smile"
favorite word? cornhobbling
are you on good terms with your family? not rlly
if you were given $1mil on the basis that you had to put towards something arbitrary and self-indulgent, what would you spend it on? Baizhu Cons ( if ive got left overs then a house big enough for me and my partners )
where’s "home"? where my beloveds are
how fucked is your sleep schedule? Gone in every sense of the word
if you could keep any animal as a pet, what would you choose? bat
weirdest habit? uhhhh i dunno sdfsdfdsf
what's a common misconception people have about you? that im angry a lot more than i actually am, its weird i dont think i give off that vibe but alas
who's in your dream blunt rotation? baizhu ayato alhaitham
favorite game?
haha isnt it obvious,,, genshit impacts
if you could have any superpower besides the typical choices (flight, shapeshifting, elemental powers, etc.), what would you pick? power to teleport
have you ever written any poetry? if so, what was it about? nope, unless it was for school which i Forgot about
favorite quote? "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die. My name iS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE!!"
what's your lucky number(s)? 22
favorite color? most shades of red, and black
is there anything you would consider yourself an expert at? the characterization of diluc and baizhu from Hit Game Genshin Impact
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scalproie · 2 years ago
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need someone to ask me "what if they kill kazuya in tekken 8?!" so I can reply no they cant do that he's our resident devil
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sexualseapunk · 2 months ago
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Hey girl, are you a European temperate forest biome? Because you've got Great Tits.
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 1 month ago
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Just a man and his muse :)
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A shameless plug for something I drew last night!
(I think I'll do a separate post for a proper Patreon update, cuz I've gotten so much support, and I've been doing a lot with it this past week and having a really good time!)
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pose1dson · 10 months ago
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gonna take a short nap before work, and then I'll be back to annoy you all
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fishagain5846 · 10 months ago
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im about the make the most original post ever. i want to write but i also dont want to
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months ago
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come get yer juice (aka some 'stocks i never posted </3)
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wuntrum · 1 month ago
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think i'm actually going to put in my two weeks tomorrow. im gonna DIEEEEE
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luckynumberthreed · 7 months ago
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Merry (not) Christmas ya filthy animals
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moonkhao · 3 months ago
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hi.
#i know most of you didn’t even realize i was gone#but man…#my mental health was like in a state of 📉📉📉 in the past 30 days like we love being mentally ill and fucking insane <3#it was mostly bc i panicked and started obsessing over possible water damage in my flat kind of out of nowhere#like it started when my landlord came to check my bathroom bc my downstairs neighbours had water stains on their ceiling back in july#which had been caused by their shower curtain apparently but i was already spiraling when my landlord told me so i was sure it was my fault#i was assuming it was bc of me bc i had sometimes been spilling some of my bathwater and i was like WHAT IF IT HAS GONE THROUGH THE FLOOR?#and it didn't help that it has been hot af and very humid in my apartment LIKE WELL OVER 25 DEGREES AND 60% HUMIDITY#anyways i couldn’t shake this not matter what i tried and my fucking insane brain made me think i was going to get arrested for like#flooding the whole building or for causing some sort of mold infestation#i had SO MANY panic attacks; i wasn't able to sleep; i wasn't able to eat; i was on edge and panicky basically 24/7 so fun fun fun :D#and i kept waking up in the middle of the night and HAD to go check my walls or the space below my kitchen#it was compulsory like i couldn't not get up and go check and tbh i would've thrown out all of my furniture if i could've to check for mold#(and shhhh i know how fucking insane this sounds but having a mentally ill brain that's anxious all the time does suck ass sometimes 🥲)#(the worst thing about it tho was that i was SO AWARE of how insane about this i was being and yet i couldn't stop losing my mind over it)#(also i was so ready to move tf outta here bc i couldn't handle being triggered 24/7 which is why my mom let me stay with her last week )#i was so out of it that i couldn't even let myself do the things i usually enjoy... like at all#like watching my shows or spending any ungodly amount of time on tumblr... or replying to messages i got from people who i love#ig this goes to show HOW bad this actually was for me mentally bc usually tumblr and my shows are like my safe place#anyways we finally had a leak detection dude come over today and we had him check the water levels in my walls#and he said everything is fine and he specifically told me i should stop worrying about any water damage BC THERE IS NO WATER DAMAGE#he also said that the weather has just been insanely humid this year so it's not surprising that the humidity levels are higher than usual#i’m still a bit scared about some possible mold but ig this is good enough for now#i am aware how ridiculous this must sound for anyone who's reading this now but couldn't let it go not even with meds so let me live pls :(#TLDR I WAS GOING THROUGH IT BUT I AM BACK I THINK AND I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TO START BOTHERING YOU WITH MY GIFS AGAIN <3#AND I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ANY OF THE HEART KILLERS STUFF YET ASIDE FROM ONE OR TWO PICS LIKE :(#OH AND I NEED TO START WATCHING SUMMER NIGHT ;_;#sabrina talks#@AIRENYAH GIRL I AM SO SORRY I WILL PROBABLY REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGES LATER TODAY OR TOMORROW MORNING ;_;<3
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